Sunday, 21 September 2008,
How to drive ants out of your house?
1) Put signs like Keep Out, Danger, Under construction, etc. outside your house. This give the ants a false idea that the house is not safe and has nothing in it.
2) Just keep an ant-eater as a pet. Lol
3) Put this question outside their nest and make them think about it. They will not have the time to come to your house.
4) Introduce termites (white ants) to the nest. Due to racial prejudice, they will start killing one another.
A giraffe was telling a mice how good it is to have a long neck.
Giraffe: You know, when you have a long neck, you can savour delicious food longer as it travel down your neck.
Giraffe: With a long neck, you can savour the coolness of the water you drink during summer.
The mice snorted and asked: Have you vomitted before?
A rabbit went to a herbal shop one day and ask for carrots. The boss said that they don't sell it. The rabbit hopped off.
The next day, the same rabbit hopped to the herbal shop again and ask for carrots. The boss said that they don't have it, and the rabbit hopped away without another word.
The third day, it came back again and ask the boss for carrot. The boss got very frustrated and said "If you come and ask me the same question again, I'll pluck your teeth out using a pair of pliers." Frightened, the rabbit left.
On the fourth day, the rabbit came back again. However, this time he asked "Do you have a pair of pliers?" The boss said no. The rabbit asked again, "Do you sell carrots over here?" The boss was angered this time round. He took out the pair of pliers under his counter and plucked out all the rabbit's teeth, hoping that this will teach the rabbit a lesson. The rabbit went home crying.
However, on the fifth day, the rabbit came again. This time round, he asked the boss, "Do you sell carrot juice?"
A rabbit went fishing one day. He came back with nothing. The next day, he went again and came back with nothing once more. On the third day, when he reached the lake, a big fish was waiting for him and when the fish saw him, it yelled at the rabbit "If you dare to use carrots as bait to fish again, I'll bash you up for sure!!!"
A mice went to a bakery one day and asked very politely, "Do you have a hundred buns?" The baker shook his head and said no. Disappointed, the mice went home.
The nest day, the mice came and asked the same question, but in the end he got the same reply.
On the third day, when the baker saw the mice coming, he exclaimed excitedly, " We have a hundred buns today!!!" The mice was very happy and said, "Alright, I'll take two..."
*Gotten these from Si Ying's jokebook. Lame, but made me laughed throughout the last half an hour of Math last Friday...*
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